happy halloween

Did you know…

When I was younger, I was not allowed to celebrate Halloween?
I went to the Hallelujah party instead?
I’ve never been trick-or-treating?
One year I dressed up as a Bible?
The same year, my brother dressed as Zaccheus and his tree?
My mom locked the doors and closed the blinds and we would turn off the lights so as to appear “out” for all wandering children in the neighborhood?
I wasn’t allowed to watch The Little Mermaid because of the “evil witch”?
I’ve been on more hayrides in the church parking lot than on an actual farm?
I’ve never carved a pumpkin (because jack-o-lanterns are eeeevil)?

Now you know.

4 Responses

  1. holy crap. this is the saddest blog post i’ve ever read! no jack-o-lanterns???

  2. i want to see you in a bible costume.

  3. i have a pumpkin at my house that i haven’t carved yet b/c i need to find time to pull out the pumpkin seeds to roast them. want to help?

  4. That was so sad. *sniffle* I love halloween. AND the little mermaid! AND farms, especially as opposed to church parking lots.

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