oh happy may

goals for the month of may:

  • find out who googled ‘what if i eat fruit all of the time’ and become their best friend
  • restore my computer to the automated powerhouse it once was before the crash of february 07. that thing could have cleaned the bathroom for me if i had asked it nicely and pressed the right combination of keys.
  • stop drinking coffee and soda
  • blog about the hallucinations i experience
  • read some books or at least finish that list i was making of books i should be reading
  • stop deleting my blog entries
  • go to the grocery store at least once
  • salvage my mental and emotional well-being
  • get perez hilton to write me an email

commendable and attainable goals for sure!

3 Responses

  1. I just googled it! Does that count?

  2. I know – I said it was good for some things!

  3. so what books are you reading? I got like 8 from the Q Conference if you wanted to borrow any.

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